《十全主妇》 又名《来自俄亥俄的获奖者》 (The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio)[2005]
Win a trip for 12 to anywhere in the free world,
赢取12人的免费世界旅行
or win a working oil well and have money flowing in for years.
或赢取一个能为你赚钱的油井
That's the grand prize in Dial Soap's big contest.
那就是黛尔肥皂提供的丰厚的奖金
Write a two line jingle starting, "I'm glad I use Dial..."
用“我很高兴我使用黛尔” 做开头写下两行句子..
The last word in both lines must rhyme.
每行的最後一个字必须押韵
For example: "I'm glad I use Dial..."
例如，我很高兴我使用黛尔..
How hard is it to put it across the plate? You idiot.
打个球有那麽困难吗? 白痴
There once was a time, believe it or not,
曾几何时， 你相不相信
when skill and a reasonable amount of luck
当技巧加上一些运气
could actually feed a family of 12.
竟然能养活一家12口
Come on! Strike 'em out, you dog-faced bastard! Play ball!
快呀，打垮他们, 你这个狗杂碎! 好好打球!
Contesting, if you haven't heard of it,
比赛，如果你还不知道的话
was a lucrative way for overworked housewives to use their underused wits.
对那些工作过度的家庭主妇 运用她们未利用的潜在智慧 是一件有利可图的事情
It wasn't that I was any more gifted than your average contester,
我并不比其他一般水平的选手 多具才华
I was simply more determined.
我只是比较有意志力的
I was so prolific, in fact, that I borrowed my children's names
实际上，我是很有创意的， 我用我孩子的名字
so I could submit more than one entry.
所以我能有很多次机会
This was a perfectly legal tactic in the contesting world,
这在比赛的时候 是完全符合规定的策略
and as far as I could see, one of the advantages of having so many kids.
至少现在我能看见， 孩子多了的好处
My creative output usually corresponded directly to our needs.
我有创意的表现 通常都直接反应在我们的需求上
- Hey, Mom. The toaster's broke. - Broken.
- 妈，烤面包机坏了. - 坏了
All right. Hold on.
好了，等着
"Kraft's Parkay won't tear fresh bread.
"克拉特 帕开 不会扯坏新鲜面包
Even ice cold, it will smoothly spread."
就算冰天冻地， 它也会很平滑的分布."
- Here you go, honey. - Thanks, Mom.
- 给你，宝贝. - 谢谢，妈妈
Small household adversities were my steady inspiration.
一些小的家庭状况 总是我源源不断的灵感来源
But whenever fate handed one of my kids an unfair blow,
但是只要命运让我任何一个孩子 受到不公平的事
it would set my muse on fire.
就使我陷入迷思
- Mom. - What, honey?
- 妈 - 什麽，甜心?
The landlord's here.
房东来了
Oh, hello, Mr. Stubbs. Come on in.
你好，史塔先生 请进
- Dad! - Hey, Dad!
- 爸爸! - 爸爸!
Dad, we're being evicted!
爸爸, 我们要被赶走了!
- Come on, let me out. - Dad!
- 拜托, 让我出去. - 爸爸!
- We're being evicted. - Oh, yeah?
- 我们要被赶走了. - 是吗?
The landlord came by. He wants the house back.
房东来过，他想要回这房子
His daughter's getting married.
他女儿要结婚了
- How long do we have? - Three weeks.
- 我们有多少时间? - 叁周
- What are we gonna do? - Don't you worry, sweetheart.
- 我们能做些什麽? - 不要担心，甜心
Mom always figures something out.
妈妈总能想出办法的
- Do you know the capital of Alaska? - No.
- 你们知道阿拉斯加的首都吗? - 不知道
- Juneau... get it? - Oh, yeah. Good one.
- 是朱诺... 知道了吗? - 嗯
- Hello, Mother. - Hello, Dad. I suppose you heard?
- 妈妈. - 爸爸. 我想你听见了?
Yep. Can't seem to catch a break, can we?
看上去我们不能休息了，是吗?
Here, I brought you something.
我给你买了东西
- Thank you. - Don't choke up so much on the bat.
- 谢谢. - 不要太沈迷棒球喔
- All right, Dad. - Attaboy.
- 好的，爸爸. - 好样的
Mom! The men are here to kick us out!
妈! 有人来赶我们出去了!
May I help you?
有什麽事吗?
- Mrs. Ryan? - Yes.
- 莱恩太太? - 是的
Is your son, Dick, here?
你的儿子，迪克在这里吗?
This is Dick. What is this about?
这是迪克，有什麽事吗?
Congratulations, son.
恭喜你，孩子
- You've just won $5,000. - I did?
- 你赢了5000块. - 我赢了?
I'm Mr. Forrest, this is Mr. Bravey and Mr. Kramer
我是福瑞斯特, 这是布拉维和克拉玛
of the Western Auto Supply Company.
我们都是西部汽车供应公司来的
Out of 65,000 entries in our national bike contest,
一共有65000人参加了我们 全国性的自行车竞赛
you have won the grand prize.
你赢了这份最高的奖金
- Oh, my goodness. - And that's not all.
- 太好了. - 这还不是全部
You've won a brand new Western Flyer bicycle
你同时也赢取了一部 全新的西部飞行者自行车
and a Westinghouse washer and dryer.
和西屋牌的洗衣机和烘乾机
- A washing machine? Oh, my Lord. - That's right.
- 一台洗衣机? 哦，我的天. - 是的
Are you all right?
你没事吧?
I just have to sit down and have myself a happy cry.
我需要坐下来，流几滴幸福的眼泪
I love that bike.
我喜欢那自行车
Dad! We won!
爸爸，我们赢了!
We won $5,000!
我们赢了5000块!
- No kidding. - Isn't it marvelous?
- 不是开玩笑的. - 是不是太不可思议了?
- It's awesome! - I told you everything would be OK.
- 这太棒了 - 我说过一切都会没问题的
Congratulations, Kelly. You got quite a wife there.
恭喜你，凯利 你有一个好老婆
Yep, looks like she got lucky.
是呀，看上去她交好运了
Mom says she's gonna put the money down on a new house.
妈妈说她会把钱花在 新房子的头款上
- Yeah? - Looks like you got lucky.
- 嗯 - 看上去你交好运了
Oh, now, Kelly was all set to do it, I just beat him to the punch.
哦，现在，凯利蓄势待发 我只是给他加油打气
Alrighty.
好啦
Just need you to sign Dick's check over to Defiance Home Saving and Loan.
只需要你在迪克的支票上签字 给狄发因斯家庭储蓄银行
- Does it matter which of us? - No.
- 谁签都可以...? - 不
Whoever is over 21.
必须是21岁以上
Although, you don't look a day over 19, Mrs. Ryan.
只是，莱恩太太， 你看起来不像超过19岁
Well, in that case, I'd better sign it.
好，还是我签了
Here you go.
给你
Okey-doke.
好了
And, now the mortgage papers...
好，现在是抵押文件
You need both our signatures, correct?
你需要我们两人的签名，对吗?
Some married couples do that.
对已婚的是这样
But it's really not necessary.
但是这不是必须的
And, after all, I'm the guy who has to pay the mortgage,
毕竟只有我才需要付这个抵押
seems I'm the only one who needs to sign it.
所以看上去只需要我签就可以了
And since the bank account's under my name...
再说银行的帐户是我的名字
Sure, that's how most folks do it.
当然，很多人都这样做的
Well, that seems right to me.
嗯, 我看也是如此
Well, I guess it's all on me then.
好, 那我想现在就都在我的名下了
Unless Mother here wants to start...
除非妈妈想开始
...punching in at the shop. - Only if you'll do the ironing.
- ...到工厂打孔. - 那你得烫衣服
We just need your John Hancock there.
我们需要你的亲笔签名
Ryan.
莱恩
Well, congratulations, Mr. Ryan.
好,恭喜你.莱恩先生
You are a homeowner, sir.
你现在是房屋所有人了,先生
Thank you.
谢谢
All right, watch that curb.
好了,小心路边
- Good, yes. - Oh, my goodness.
- 好 - 我的天呀
Is that what I won?
那是我赢的吗?
- Yes, ma'am. - They're just beautiful.
- 是的,夫人 - 它们太漂亮了
- Watch out. - Excuse me, sir.
- 看着点. - 对不起, 先生
Dad, can you believe it?
爸爸,你能相信吗?
No more boiling diapers on top of the stove.
炉子上再也不会有尿片了
Yep, gonna miss it. It made a nice soup.
是,我们会怀念的. 那做的汤不错
The cost of modern living.
时髦的生活的代价
Sir, we're looking for Mrs. E. Ryan.
先生，我们在找莱恩太太
- There. - Oh, hello. I'm up here.
- 那儿. - 哦，你好，我在上面
This is your new home freezer.
这是你新家的冰箱
Mikey, honey, get down.
麦克，宝贝，下来
"Ask any Eskimo and they'll say,
问任何一个爱斯基摩人，他们会说
frozen keeps the freshness in every day."
冰冻让每一天保持新鲜
My gosh. I forgot all about that one. When it rains, it pours.
哇，我都忘了那个. 说下雨，就来个倾盆大雨
Down.
放下来
Well, bring it on in.
好了，带它进来
How's it going, Pop?
进展如何了，爸爸
Don't make your old man carry this couch.
不要让你爸爸搬沙发
Come on.
快
OK, on the count of three. One, two, three.
好，数到叁 1，2，3
Tuff, keep that cat out of the house.
塔芙，把猫关到屋外去
What are you doing?
你在做什麽?
Here.
这里
A little bit of this?
一点点这个?
Good?
好吗?
Dad, isn't this the biggest freezer you ever seen in your life?
爸爸，这是不是你见过的最大的冰箱?
It's like the ones in restaurants.
就像饭店里的那个
The deliveryman told me it would hold two sides of beef.
这送货的人告诉我 可以放得进两大块的牛肉
Seems like overkill to me.
感觉太多了
Besides, it's dangerous. A kid could fall in there and suffocate.
此外,太危险了 小孩可能会掉进去被闷死
- No, we won't. - I don't want to say I told you so.
- 不,我们不会的. - 别说我没告诉过你
- I'd like to keep it. - What the heck for?
- 我想保留下来. - 要这做什麽?
Do you know how much electricity this will eat?
你知道这会用多少电吗?
It inspires me. It's something to be filled.
它启发了我 有东西需要被填进去
Good luck with that.
祝你好运啦
Even Howard Hughes couldn't fill that thing.
就连大卖场也没能填上那东西
We got plenty in it already.
我们已经有很多东西在里面了
- Only dishes, but something's in there. - Yeah.
- 只是盘子.不过是有一些东西 - 是
That'll take up some of the room, at least.
那至少会占一点空间的
The Red Sox, three, Cleveland, two.
红袜队, 3分 克里夫兰, 2分
- The Indians have one last out. - God's sakes!
- 印第安人队已经一出局. - 天啊!
Bunch of bums, is what you are.
一堆没用的，就是你们
- Bunch of bums. - The bases are loaded.
- 一堆没用的. - 现在是满垒了
Writing a winning entry not only requires a modicum of wit,
要赢得比赛不仅是需要一点点地智慧，
it also requires careful product focus.
也需要很细心的留意产品的本身
Notice I have not one, but two brand names I need to use.
注意我不用一个， 而是要用两个牌子的名字
You want to know where this is headed?
你想知道这会往那里去?
Niagara Falls, straight down.
尼加拉瓜瀑布,一路向下
Here's what I have so far.
这就是到目前为止我有的
"Wide selections, priced to please her.
"多样的选择,价格取悦芳心
Scads of Seabrook's in their freezer.
大鱼大肉在冷柜
Warmth that scorns the impersonal trend,
笑傲江湖, 温暖人间
stamps Big Chief as the housewife's friend."
贴上大酋长标签， 成为家庭主妇的朋友."
Mom, I left my spelling book in the kitchen.
妈，我把我的拼字簿留在厨房了
All right, honey.
没事的，甜心
- Strike two. - God damn it.
- 两好球 - 该死的
- Where is it? - What's the matter?
- 在哪里? - 怎么了?
Take the bat off your shoulder.
用力挥棒啊
- Who's ahead? - The Red Sox.
- 谁领先? - 红袜
All right.
哦
Come on, you moron. Hit the ball!
快啊，笨蛋，打击那球!
...gets the sign... on third...
...打暗号... 第叁球..
...here's the pitch...
...投出..
Cold! Strike three.
叁好球 (叁振出局)
God damn it to holy fucking hell!
该死的，他妈的!
You're killing us, you stupid bastard!
你害死我们了，你这个混蛋
Hey, shut up over there!
嘿! 那边闭嘴!
You shut up!
你闭嘴!
This is a family neighborhood. Clean your mouth.
周围都是有家的邻居 嘴巴乾净点
I'll clean you up! Who are you, the Pope?
我会把你清乾净 你以为你是谁，教皇?
Oh, for crying out loud. I can't believe we got...
哦, 哇咧 我没想到我们..
Goddamn piece of shit!
该死的狗屎东西
Where you trying to go with that?
你想把它怎么着?
This goddamn thing is too big for this goddamn house!
这该死的东西 对这房子来说太大了
You're gonna hurt your back. Why not wait until morning?
你会伤了你的背的 为什麽不等到明早呢?
I want this goddamn thing out of the house right now!
我要让这该死的东西 现在就出去
I want it out!
我想要它出去
- I never wanted it! - All right, I'll see what I can do.
- 我从来没要它! - 好吧,我看看我能做什麽
You'll enjoy...
你会享受..
The clean, tangy taste of Dr. Pepper.
乾净的，扑鼻的胡椒博士
- Nice try. - Sorry, Mrs. Bidlack.
- 好球. - 对不起, 毕得雷太太
Watch it.
小心
Maybe we should talk on the radio.
也许我们该在电台说话
Indians. I can't believe the Indians...
印第安人队. 我没想到印第安人队..
Problem is they got no clean-up batter.
问题是他们没有好的第四棒打击手
- Clean up what? - Half the team's in a slump.
- 什麽第四棒? - 半只队伍都是士气低迷的
Best move to make is get rid of that manager.
最好的办法应该是换掉经纪人
You can't blame him. Pitching, I'm telling you...
你不能怪他. 投球...我告诉你..
- What a world. - Yeah. There's always...
- 这是什麽呀. - 他们总是这样..
- We're gonna take off now. - Take it easy.
- 我们该走了. - 放轻松点
Hey, thanks, Tim.
谢谢
He won't give you anymore trouble.
他不会给你惹任何麻烦的
Best thing to do is let him sleep it off.
最好就是让他睡一觉过去
Hey, Dick, how's the pitching arm?
嘿，迪克，你投球的手臂怎样?
Going for a no-hitter next season?
下个赛季要让他们无安打的吗?
- You bet. - Go get 'em, kiddo.
- 肯定的. - 搞定他们,小伙子
Here you go. I made this for you.
我为你做这个
Thank you, Dad.
谢谢老爹
I'm tired.
我累了
Your pajamas are on the bed.
你的睡衣在床上
Thank you.
谢谢
Mom?
妈妈?
Father McCague's here.
麦开格神父来了
I don't think that you need to worry.
我不认为你需要担心
I'm sure that he's learned his lesson.
我确信他已经领悟到这教训了
This has been going on for a very long time.
这已经有很长时间了
Every night he drinks a six pack and a pint of whiskey.
每晚他都喝半打装的啤酒 和一品脱的威士忌
By the end of the week nothing's left of his check.
到这周末，他的支票上什麽都没有了
It's all gone to the liquor store.
全都贡献给卖酒的小店了
Kelly has a big family to take care of.
凯利有一个大家庭要照顾
I'm sure he's carrying around the weight of the world.
我确定他有一个很重的担子
But the more he drinks, the less he's able to pay the bills,
但是他喝得越多， 他就越付不起生活费
which is one reason he's so unhappy.
那就是他发脾气的原因之一
But it's up to you, you see,
但是还是要靠你
- to make him a good home. - But I do.
- 给他一个美好的家 - 但是我是有这麽做的
Well, you'll have to try a little harder.
你恐怕得多加把劲
No one says that life is easy.
没有人说生活是容易的
Thank you for coming by, Father.
谢谢你能来，神父
Yes, indeed.
好
Are you being obedient and saying all your prayers?
你有没有听话，做祷告?
Yes, Father.
是的，神父
Good boy. I'll see you in church.
好孩子，教堂里见
His breath smells like Dad's.
他的口气就像爸爸的一样
Well, maybe that's why Father likes to use so much incense.
也许那就是为什麽 神父那麽抬举他
All right, kids.
好了,孩子们
Let's go to bed. I'm tired of this day.
该睡觉了 我今天累了
I need a new one.
我需要一个新的一天
If I may pause in the story for a moment,
如果可以容我打个岔
I'd like to briefly explain my marriage.
让我说明一下我的婚姻
As a young scribe, I was a resident wit for the Sherwood Weekly Chronicle.
作为一个年轻的作者， 我是谢伍德周报的智囊团
Queen Elizabeth invented ladies' stockings.
伊丽莎白女皇 发明了女士长袜
Since her time, they've covered a multitude of shins.
自从她那个时代， 他们覆盖了许多的小腿
Evelyn, that's top-notch.
艾夫琳，真有你的
I had potential, as they say.
他们说我有潜力
I was also in sore need of adventure.
我也极度需要冒险
And Kelly Ryan was loads of fun.
而凯利莱恩很是风趣
He loved music as much as I loved words.
他喜爱音乐 就像我喜爱文字一样
And we were just the perfect match.
我们简直就是天生一对
Then one night, Kelly's career as a crooner came to a terrible end.
一天晚上，凯利的歌手职业 糟糕的结束了
And so, our life in Defiance began...
因此我们在狄发因斯的生活开始..
...where my husband joined the ranks of ordinary men.
...我老公加入平凡人阶层的地方
So if he seems unhelpful at times
要是那时候他看上去 是那麽的无助
or selfish or mean,
自私或冷酷的
please remember that he lost his voice,
请记得 他是倒嗓子过的
while I kept mine.
而我保有了我的
Here you go, Dick.
给你, 迪克
There's a soldier on this glass, look at that.
在玻璃杯上有一个军人
Who's winning the battle?
是谁赢了那场战争
Drink your milk, baby.
喝了你的牛奶，宝贝
Morning, Mother. Morning, kids.
早上好，妈妈 早上好，孩子们
Morning, Dad.
早上好，爸爸
What do you say I fix everyone some pancakes?
我能让大家都有薄饼吃， 你说怎么样?
You can't. We're out of milk. I need some money, by the way.
你不能. 我们已经没有牛奶了. 我需要一些钱
How about coffee? You guys are old enough.
那咖啡呢? 你们已经够大了
- No, thanks. - No.
- 不，谢谢. - 不
Who the heck did this? One of you kids?
谁干的? 你们孩子里面那一个?
You did, Daddy.
是你，爸爸
No, siree. I think it was...
不是，小大人，我想是..
...you.
...你
No, I did not.
不，我没有
Yeah.
是你
Well, you can't sell it now. Looks like we're stuck with it.
好啦，现在不能卖了. 看来我们得跟它粘一起了
It seems like we are.
看来的确是
How about I take up hunting,
我去打猎
fill that thing full of duck and deer?
把它填满鸭和鹿怎样?
No, Daddy!
不要，爸爸!
You don't like that idea, OK.
你不喜欢这个主意, 好
Well, how about I just go shoot
那麽，我只是去打
some squirrels and little bunny rabbits?
一些松鼠和小野兔呢?
How about you don't spend so much at the liquor store.
你不要花那麽多在卖酒店里怎样?
Tell you what.
这样好了
Every night, when I come home,
每天晚上，当我回来
I'll bring something from the grocery store.
我会从杂货店里带些东西回来
I'm gonna fill that to the very top, even if it takes me a year.
我把它填到最满 那怕花我一年的时间
- What do you think of that? - I think that's a wonderful idea.
- 你想怎么样? - 我觉得是个不错的主意
I gotta go to work so I can bring home the bacon.
我得去工作去带点熏肉
- And a porterhouse steak. - Hey, I'm not kidding.
- 和一些上等牛排回来. - 我不是在开玩笑
You just watch your old man.
你就看着你老爸
I need money for the milkman.
我需要钱去买牛奶
That's not enough.
那不够
That's all I have.
我只有这些了
OK.
好
Bye, kids.
拜拜，孩子们
Bye.
拜拜
How's Dad gonna fill the freezer when he can't pay for milk?
当爸爸连牛奶钱都没有的时候， 他怎么能装满这个冷柜呢
I have no idea, honey.
我不知道, 宝贝
But at least he has a goal.
但是，至少他有目标
Now the moment is here
时候到了
when Queen for A Day makes your wish come true.
当 一日皇后 让你的梦想成真的时候
We're going to the Everson-Jennings company
我们去 艾默生-尖尼百货公司
and order one of their sturdy, folding wheelchairs.
订购他们的一个坚固耐用的, 折叠式轮椅
There's a sample.
这就是样品
- Mommy. - Yes, honey?
- 妈咪. - 什麽，宝贝?
Davey messed his diaper and I tried to change him.
岱维的尿片脏了 我试着帮他换
Oh, show me.
给我看看
Oh, Barbie.
哦，芭比
The trick is to hold the baby's legs up while you take the diaper off.
窍门是当你换尿片的时候 要抬起他的腿
- I got it on my hands. - I know you did, sweetheart.
- 我有拿在我手上. - 我知道你有，亲爱的
OK, now, here we go. Follow me.
好了，现在，跟着我做
All right, don't touch anything. Come on, Betsy, you too.
好，不要摸任何东西. 贝特西，你也一样
Let's wash your hands. Yeah. Come on, come on.
我们去洗手
All right, everybody. Come on.
好了，来
OK, put your hands under the faucet.
把你们的手放在水龙头下
- Milk delivery! - Just a minute, I'll be right there.
- 送牛奶的! - 等一下，马上就来
Come on. I've got deliveries to make.
快点，我还有其他的要送
Just a minute, please.
等一下，拜托
- I'm leaving. - No, you aren't.
- 我要走了 - 不，你不能
I'm on my way.
我来了
OK, girls. Stay in the kitchen till I can clean this up.
女孩们，留在厨房直到我清理好了
You know that I got a schedule to keep.
你知道我有排程要顾的
I know you do, Ray. What a life you lead.
我知道你有，瑞。 真是辛苦你了
- Three dollars. - I'm a little short this week.
- 3块钱. - 这周我手头比较紧
Can I owe you?
我能赊帐吗 ?
I got three other families on credit this week.
这周已经有叁家人赊帐了
- You know I'm always good for it. - I'm not a bank.
- 你知道我都是信用良好的. - 我不是银行
You could start charging interest.
你可以收我利息
Don't get smart with me.
别耍我了
- Smart people know their budget. - Right.
- 聪明的人懂得衡量他们的预算. - 对
That's why I don't have a problem paying bills.
那就是为什麽我没有问题 付帐单生活费
Hello, Vernon. Anything for me today?
你好, 莫南. 今天有我什麽吗?
You want something in life, you got to pay for it.
你想要生活里拥有什麽， 你就必须拿钱来买
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- 给你. - 谢谢
Hey, Ray.
嘿, 瑞
Oh, hold on.
等等
How do you like that?
你说怎么样?
I won two dollars in the poetry contest for The Toledo Blade.
我在 投列多 布雷得 的诗词比赛里 赢了两块钱
There you go.
给你
There he goes.
他走了
Yeah. You want the money?
你想要钱?
I'm sorry I made such a mess, Mommy.
对不起妈妈.我搞得一团糟
Well, actually, honey,
实际上, 宝贝
if I had gotten the door any sooner,
如果我早一点去开门
then the milkman would have left before the mailman arrived,
那麽这送奶的人 会在邮差来之前离开的
and we wouldn't have had any milk for our dinner tonight.
我们今晚不会有牛奶了
So, there you go.
所以, 就这麽回事
It was all meant to be.
就是注定要这样子的
This is what happens to one's literary efforts once placed in the mailbox.
这就是一旦文学成就 放进邮箱的结果
For the big contests, they go sailing off to New York City to be judged.
为了这个比赛，他们漂洋过海的 到纽约去接受评审
The average count is a million and a half entries.
平均有一百五十万的人参加比赛
A million and a half. Imagine that!
一百五十万的人参加比赛. 想想看
Each entry is first checked to make sure it's accompanied by proof of purchase.
每一个参赛的首先要被确认 他们有带着购物凭证
You don't pay, you don't play.
你没买东西，就不能参加比赛
Next they go to the juniorjudges.
接着是初级评审
College English majors, mind you,
主修大学英语, 提醒你
who are instructed to eliminate the trite,
他是被指示来剔除掉程度差的，
the obvious and the inept. Oh, dear.
明显的差和不适用的
And so, the final judging begins.
然後，最终的评审开始
Every syllable of every word is scrutinized and analyzed,
每个字的每个音节 都被详细检查和分析
the merits of each debated until a few of the worthiest remain.
经过逐一讨论之後的筛选 直到少数有价值的才保留
The ballots are cast, the points are added up
然後投票和加分
and the grand prize winner is declared.
决定最後的大奖得主
Oh, my gosh!
我的天!
- Mommy won a shopping spree! - Oh, yeah?
- 妈妈赢了疯狂购物! - 嗯?
They time her as she runs in the store.
他们计时她跑进店里的时间
She can get whatever she wants. She's gonna get us a bunch of candy...
她能拿任何她想要的 她会给我们很多的糖果..
And fancy nuts. I'm gonna eat a cashew.
和奇特的果仁 我要吃腰果
Can you believe it?
你相信吗
That's terrific, Mother.
那真是太好了，妈妈
Now, I only get ten minutes and one cart,
现在，我只有10分钟的时间 和一辆推车
so what I did was, I walked to the market to plot my strategy.
我要做的是，我到货场区 来计划我的策略
- Wait till you hear this. - The carts are smaller than at the A&P.
- 等你听到这个声音. - 这购物车比A&P的小
- Mom talked to the butcher. - He's gonna wrap up bacon and ribs.
- 妈妈对肉贩说. - 他将包办熏肉和肋骨
- I can build up the cart that way. - Sounds pretty clever.
- 我可以这样来装满推车. - 听起来很不错
I asked him to set aside a prime rib, a chateaubriand, what do you think?
我让他将上等肋骨和夏多布利昂牛排 放在一边，你觉得怎样？
- We each get our own filet mignon. - Absolutely.
- 我们则弄我们的菲力牛排. - 一点没错
Tuff, honey, would you set the table?
塔芙, 宝贝, 桌子摆好, 好吗?
I had filet mignon once. It ain't that great.
我吃过菲力牛排 莫那麽好吃
When have you started saying "ain't"?
你什麽时候开始说 "莫" 了
Get off your high horse. It's a perfectly good word.
撇开你的高姿态 这还是个很好的词
- Here. - Oh, thank you.
- 这里. - 谢谢
This is perfect. I was gonna put on fish sticks,
这太好了. 我本想做会鱼条的
but now I can make sloppy joes.
但是现在我就做炒牛肉酱
Might as well cook it up now.
乾脆现在就做
Looks like hamburger's not gonna be good enough for this family anymore.
看来汉堡对这个家来说 已经不那麽受欢迎了
Oh, of course it is. Itjust won't be the only thing we know.
哦, 当然它是不错 只是它不会是我们仅有的
I asked the kids to make a list of what they want me to grab.
我让孩子们开了一个单子， 写上他们想让我抓取的
- What would you like? - Don't waste any space on me.
- 你喜欢什麽? - 不要在我身上浪费时间
Oh, now stop. Think. What have you always wanted to try?
哦,现在停下来.想一想 什麽是你一直想尝试的?
- I don't know. - Sure you do.
- 我不知道 - 你当然知道
Shrimp cocktail.
小虾鸡尾酒
The kind they have in those little jars.
他们有一些放在小罐子里的那种
I like the way they look, kind of elegant.
我喜欢他们的样式, 带点庄重文雅
I always wanted one of those.
我总是想要那麽一个
You shall have it.
你应该拥有的
Thank you, Mother.
谢谢, 妈妈
Proud of the old lady.
为老淑女感到骄傲
- But I think you should... - Oh, no.
- 但是我认为你应该... - 哦,不
Are all these kids yours?
这些孩子都是你的吗?
- Hi, Mom. - Yes. If it's all right,
- 嗨, 妈. - 是的. 如果可以的话
they were going to call out the time so I could stay on schedule.
他们要随时喊出时间, 好让我能保持我的进度
Oh, I don't know.
我不知道
I don't see any problem with that.
我不觉得那有什麽问题
And any help you happen to give Mrs. Ryan in filling her cart
你们对莱恩太太的任何帮忙 填满她的推车的动作
won't be seen by me.
不能被我看见
So, then, are you ready?
准备好了吗?
Hold on.
等一下
- Didn't like the way that sounded. - Thank you.
- 不喜欢听起来的那种感觉. - 谢谢
All set?
好了吗?
Go!
开始!
Go! Faster!
开始! 快点!
- I think we should split up. - OK.
- 我认为我们应该分开. - 好
I'll take the frozen section, you take the European food aisle.
我去冷冻食品柜那段 你去欧洲食品那区
- What do you want, hon? - Oh, caviar, expensive things.
- 你想要什麽, 航? - 鱼子酱,贵点的东西
The good stuff, not the ordinary.
那是好东西,不是常见的
Gotcha.
我拿到了
Marge, go!
玛姬, 加油!
Seven minutes to go!
还有7分钟!
Three minutes. Come on!
叁分钟了,加油!
One minute left!
只剩一分钟了!
I got you some goose pate. You ever had that?
我给你些鹅酱, 你有过吗?
- No. - Let me know what it's like.
- 不. - 告诉我它味道像什麽
I got all the after-dinner mints, the Swiss chocolate,
我拿了所有的餐後薄荷, 瑞士巧克力
two bags of English toffees and a couple bags of coffee mints.
两包英式太妃糖, 还有几包咖啡薄荷糖
Grab and move on. Where to?
抓了继续走，往哪边？
- Produce! - What for?
- 农产品! - 什麽?
Exotic, anything grown in a foreign country.
比较特殊的, 任何在国外生长的东西
- Does Hawaii count? - Yes.
- 夏威夷算吗? - 算
Thirty seconds!
30秒!
Time!
时间到！
I got your shrimp cocktail! I got your shrimp cocktail!
我得到了你的小虾鸡尾酒！ 我得到了你的小虾鸡尾酒！
That was... great.
好极了！
- We're gonna eat good tonight. - Yep.
- 今晚我们将要吃好料的。 - 是啊！
Well done.
漂亮！老妈。
Look at all this food and candy and sugar and sweets!
看所有这一切食品 和糖果还有甜品！
And lobster!
还有龙虾！
Let's see, what else?
看看还有什麽？
Anybody want an artichoke heart?
有人要这个心型的菊芋吗？
- What do you think? - This is really good.
- 你们觉得怎么样？ - 这真好。
- Here, try it. - Yeah, they're really good.
- 这里, 看。 - 是 , 他们是真好。
What's this?
这是什麽？
Litchi nuts from China.
中国来的荔枝坚果。
- Oh, I see. - What do they taste like?
- 是哦。 - 不知味道怎么样？
Go get the can opener and let's try one.
拿个开罐器， 一个看看。
Litchi nuts, who the hell would want to eat that?
荔枝坚果？谁要吃那个？
What are you looking for?
你在找什麽？老爹。
I'm looking for hamburger.
我找汉堡。
I have a steak all ready for you.
我有牛排给你准备好了。
I don't want steak. I want hamburger.
我不要牛排， 我要汉堡。
Oh, look at this.
哦, 看这个。
Hearts of palm, from a palm tree, can you believe it?
棕榈的心，棕榈树弄来的，相信吗？
These are capers.
这是些脆饼
They come from Spain.
来自西班牙
Try one.
一个
No, thank you.
不，谢谢
Oh, come on. It's an adventure.
哦，别挨骂了，这是一种冒险耶。
But they're green and yicky.
但是，他们看起来绿绿的又恶心的
Please put that food back in the freezer.
请放那些食品回冷冻箱中
I don't want everything to thaw.
我不想要它们被解冻了
Capers, my ass.
脆饼，屁啦
I think it's time we tried some caviar.
我认为这是我们试鱼子酱的时间
Now...
现在..
...caviar is one...
...鱼子酱是一种 .
...of the finest delicacies...
...最好的微妙的好东西 .
...in...
...在 .
...the Western world.
...这西方世界 .
It comes from Russia.
它来自俄国
And we are about to become...
而我们将成为 .
...the very first Ryans...
第一个莱恩家庭 .
...to ever taste it.
... 它的味道
- What is it? - Fish eggs.
- 它到底是什麽? - 鱼的卵
Dick, Bub, Rog, would you like to try it?
狄克, 巴布 , 罗格 , 你们想 看吗?
- No, I'll stick with coconut. - No, thank you.
- 不, 我只想要椰子就好。 - 不, 感谢你。
- Tuff? - No, thanks.
- 塔芙呢? - 不, 感谢
Do you know that U.S. Army research has shown a relationship
你们知道美国军队研究显示一种
between intelligence and a willingness to eat unfamiliar foods?
智能和吃不详食品的愿意之间的关系吗?
Are those really fish eggs?
那些确实是鱼的蛋蛋?
I just can't.
我就是不敢领教
Oh, well. More for me then.
哦, 那我就是多多益善啦
It's marvelous.
太好了
Oh, my goodness.
哦, 我的天
My sweet goodness.
我的武则天
How is your supper?
你的晚餐怎么样?
Not very good.
不很好
Your shrimp cocktail is in the fridge.
你的小虾鸡尾酒在冰冻柜中
They say it's good if you squeeze a little lemon on top.
他们说如果你在上面放一些柠檬不错
Thank you, Mother.
谢了, 老妈
Enjoy it, Dad.
享受它吧, 老爹
All right, what will we open next?
下个要开荤的是啥？
Anybody here like lobster?
有人喜欢龙虾吗?
We'll try a little of that.
少许就好
And... what else do we have?
...我们还有什麽?
We have some button mushrooms...
我们有一些小蘑菇 .
Come on over here. Sit down with us.
过来这儿，跟我们坐一起
Let's see, what else do we have?
看看, 我们还有什麽?
An artichoke heart, want an artichoke heart?
一个心型的菊芋片, 要不要来一个?
- Sure. - Very good.
- 好 - 太好了
Come on. You can share my seat.
- 来 - 一起坐
Sit down.
坐下来
Oh, yeah. Look at those little pickles.
哦, 看那些小腌瓜
Look at that.
看哪
Dad, you gotta try this. It's amazing.
老爹, 你一定得 。 它真是好极了
Should I open the sardines? Who's gonna eat those?
我可以打开 沙丁鱼罐头吗? 谁要吃你那些东西?
- I won't. - All right, these are mine.
- 我不要. - 好吧, 这些就我来了。
Let's see, what else do we have here?
看, 我们还有什麽?
- Can I try this? - Do try it. It's just delicious.
- 可以 看吗? - 可以。它真的很棒。
Put it on the little cracker.
放在小饼乾上
- These are good. - Aren't they?
- 这些不错。. - 是吗?
Are you sick of candy yet, honey?
你是否对糖果很感冒, 甜心?
- No, I will never be sick of candy. - Not yet.
- 不, 我从没嫌过糖果. - 不会
- It's good. - Yes, I know.
- 好吃. - 是啊
That one's mine.
那个是我的
What about these little white thingies?
那些白白的东西怎么样?
- Thanks, sweetheart. - This stuff isn't too cracked.
- 谢了, 甜心. - 这些实在不怎么样
- Mom, it's yesterday's paper. - Oh, throw that out.
- 妈, 这是昨天的报纸. - 哦, 把它扔了
For the next four years I would win a steady stream of small prizes
往後的四年我会稳定不断赢得一些小奖彩
that would keep us functioning, never flush.
那会让我们很好过, 年年有馀
I won two ice buckets, ten pairs of galoshes,
我得了两个冰桶, 十双高统橡皮套鞋
one sled, which arrived just in time, I might add,
一个雪橇, 而且来得正是时候
fifteen ice crushers, a case of dog food,
十五个碎冰器, 一箱狗食
a pair of Arthur Murray dancing shoes,
一双 亚瑟-茉莉 舞鞋
a Brownie camera,
一架 布朗尼 照相机
one free window installation,
一套免费的窗户装设
an outboard motor,
一个舷外发动机
eight pogo sticks,
八个弹簧单高跷
a palm tree, which promptly died,
一株棕榈树, 不过很快就死了
a lifetime supply of bird seed...
一项终生提供的鸟饲料..
...and a pony,
...还有一匹小马
which we had to sell to pay the electric bill.
不过我们得把它给卖了来付电费
In the meantime, my eldest, Lea Anne,
同时, 我的长女, 磊 安妮
left home to go to nursing school.
离家去上护校
"Travel handsome, travel light. Travel always with Samsonite."
"潇 , 轻便的旅行. 旅行总是爱用 山梭耐 旅行箱."
And my sons, Dick and Bub,
还有我的两个儿子, 狄克 和 巴布
both got signed to play with the Detroit Tigers.
都签了约去参加 底特律老虎 球队
How do you like that?
你看是不是要得?
So far, three of my chicks have found their wings
至今, 叁个宝贝翅膀都长硬了
and I am so very proud of them.
我真是以他们为傲
That is where my prayers went.
我的愿望实现了
That's where they all went.
我的愿望彻底实现了
Give a little back.
退一步想
Let me get serious. It's for a good cause.
我说真格的. 这是为了美好的未来
You know why they left?
你知道他们为什麽会离开吗?
'Cause we live in a hole.
因为我们就像住在一个洞里
A hole without a ladder.
一个没有梯子的洞里
I like Beech-Nut so much,
我非常喜欢山毛榉坚果
I'm going to help them sponsor a contest.
我将要让它们赞助一项比赛
With the folks out there, they can win all kinds of big prizes.
让观众们都能赢得众多的奖品
- Do you want your notebook? - Yes, thank you.
- 你要拿笔记本吗? - 要, 谢谢你
You want to know who dug that hole? I did.
你想知道是谁挖了那个洞吗? 就是本人也
Holy moley. Are you gonna eat that, Jerry?
老佛爷. 你要吃掉那些料理吗, 杰利?
Nope, but I'm gonna sing about it.
不, 我倒是要为它歌唱
And the folks out there are gonna fill in the words.
观众们大家来填字
Well, all right.
好, 就这麽办
It's my dum-dee-dum-dee-dum
这是我的 当-滴-当-滴-当
Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum sandwich
当-滴-当-滴-当 叁明治
Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum
当-滴-当-滴-当
Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum sandwich
当-滴-当-滴-当 叁明治
Hole in the ground
地底的洞
Don't make a sound sandwich
无声无息叁明治
My stuff it in the mouth
我嘴里的东西
Chomp and swallow south sandwich
狼吞虎 的南方叁明治
- That's a good one, Mom. - You can have it.
- 绝妙好辞啊, 妈. - 送给你
I'm jerk and a dope and I ain't got a hope sandwich.
我是个蠢蛋麻子 也是个没希望的叁明治
My back the deli truck
我背着一屁股
To the lips and suck sandwich
嘴巴吮叁明治
I'm a moron and a mutt
我是个笨蛋低能儿
And I made you a nut sandwich
我也做给了你们一个笨蛋叁明治
Good one, Dad.
绝妙好辞啊, 爹
I'm a chump in a slump
我是个沈沦中的木头人
And I live in a dump sandwich
我也住在一个垃圾叁明治之中
My frisk the Frigidaire
我搜索我的电冰箱
Clean the cupboards bare sandwich
清掉了碗橱一无所有的叁明治
- Are you listening to me? - Yes, I'm listening.
- 你在听我吗? - 是 , 我在听
- You know what your problem is? - No, I don't.
- 你知道你的毛病吗? - 不, 我不知道
You're too damn happy.
你是太忘形的高兴了
How do you come up with these things?
你怎么会有这些想法呢?
I don't know. They just... come to me, I guess.
我不知道. 这些想法... 自然而然, 我猜吧
That was really funny.
真好笑
- Hey, kids. - Hi, Daddy.
- 嘿, 孩子们. - 嗨, 爹
- You're home early. - I don't feel so hot.
- 你回来早了. - 我不觉得有什麽大不了的
My head hurts.
我头疼
Did they pay you for the full day?
他们付给你整日的工资吗?
I don't know. I didn't ask.
我不知道. 我没问
I felt so lousy I had to get out of there.
我觉得真窝囊 得离开那地方
Milk delivery!
牛奶专送!
I'm glad you're here. I need four dollars for the milkman.
还好你在. 我需要四块钱给送牛奶的
What's he showing up so late in the day for?
他今天怎么这麽晚才来?
I don't know. What difference does it make?
我不知道. 有什麽关系呢?
What happened to the money I gave you?
我给你的钱都到哪里去了?
What do you think happened? I used it to pay the bills.
你认为会到那儿? 我付那些帐单了
- I'm leaving. - I'll be right there.
- 我要走了. - 马上来
We're out of milk, would you please give me money?
没牛奶了, 给我钱吧?
I don't have any.
我没钱
Of course you don't. It's all in those bottles.
你当然没钱. 钱都花在酒瓶上了
- I'm sorry. I'll have to owe you. - I'm not going to leave the milk.
- 对不起. 赊个帐. - 我不会留下牛奶
- I always pay you back. - That's not the point, is it?
- 我都会还你的. - 那并非重点, 对吗?
Listen, I'm not a rich man, but I never owed anyone anything.
听着, 我不是有钱人, 但我从未欠过任何人任何钱的
You're a better person than I am.
你比我好
We're in the same boat. But I am not going to do the paddling
我们在同一条船上. 但我不是摇桨的人
while you sit back with your hand in the water.
而你却手放在水里, 大落落地坐在後面
You're absolutely right.
你说得一点也没错
But my children need milk.
但是我的孩子们需要牛奶
Please don't make them suffer
请不要让他们受苦
because I am delinquent in my payments.
只因为我赊个帐
Please.
拜托
If you don't pay me next week I'm cutting you off my route.
如果下礼拜你不付钱 我以後就不送你这里了
I understand.
了解
Thank you.
谢谢你
- That was pleasant. - Hey.
- 那真是够糗的. - 嘿
You think money grows on trees?
你以为钱是树上长出来的吗?
I work my ass off in that stinking sweatshop all day long.
我在那臭味薰天的血汗工厂中整天工作
- You get to do whatever you want. - Whatever I want?
- 你却为所欲为. - 为所欲为?
Sit around writing in your stupid notebooks.
坐着写你那些没用的笔记本
Those notebooks are the only reason this family isn't living on the street.
那些笔记本可是这个家 没沦落街头的唯一原因
Do you want to trade places with me?
你想跟我角色互换吗?
- Mommy! - Jesus!
- 妈! - 天哪!
- What was that? - What happened?
- 怎么了? - 什麽事?
Oh, Jesus! She slipped.
啊, 老天! 她滑倒了
- Daddy was yelling at her. - What did you do to her?
- 爸在叫骂着她. - 你是将她怎么着了?
It was an accident!
那是个意外!
I wouldn't hurt your mother!
我本意不会伤你妈妈的!
I think somebody should get Mrs. Bidlack.
我想该有人去找来毕得蕾太太
We don't need Mrs. Bidlack.
我们不需要毕得蕾太太
Get away from the glass. Would somebody please help me up?
离碎玻璃远点. 有人能帮忙吗?
Sweet Christ, Mother.
老天爷, 妈
- Would somebody help me up? - Stay back.
- 有人能帮忙吗? - 不要靠近
For goodness sakes, just move.
行行好, 走开
Hold on. I'll take you to the hospital. Let me get my...
忍耐点. 我送你去医院. 让我去拿..
No, you are not! You almost killed her!
不, 你别这样! 你几乎杀了她!
I didn't do anything! I swear!
我没做什麽! 我发誓!
I think it's best if you just stay put.
我想最好你能保持原状
Oh, my God! My sweet God! What?
哦, 上帝! 我的上帝! 什麽?
Would you get a towel so I don't make a mess in the car?
拿个毛巾,好吗? 别把车子弄脏了?
- I'll get it. - Where's my purse?
- 我去拿. - 我的皮包呢?
- Would you like me to call the police? - That won't be necessary.
- 要我叫警察吗? - 那不必要
- Here. - Honey, could you hook it over my arm?
- 这里. - 甜心, 你能钩住我的手臂吗?
Thank you.
谢谢你
- Here, Mother. - For Pete's sake.
- 这里, 母亲. - 小心
What am I supposed to do with that?
我该对那做些什麽呢?
If you wouldn't mind mopping so it doesn't warp the wood,
如果你不介意把它抹乾 别让木板变形了
I'll go over the rest of it later.
稍侯我会再处理善後
- I'll take your mother to the hospital. - I'm all right.
- 我带你母亲去医院. - 我还好
- You know the worst part? - What?
- 你知道最糟的部分吗? - 什麽?
A quart of milk got sucked up inside my girdle.
一夸脱牛奶被我的内衣裤吸乾了
Oh, my dear.
哦, 真是的
- Please don't die, Mommy. - It was an accident.
- 希望你没事, 妈咪. - 这是意外
Everything all right in there?
那边没事吧?
The question is...
问题是..
This is a presidential election year.
这是总统大选年
If a qualified woman were running for president,
如果符合资格的女人竞选总统
how would you feel about voting for her
你们觉得选她如何
and why.
又为什麽
If the men candidates were qualified,
如果有男的候选人合格竞选
I feel I would vote against her.
我不会投给她
My reasons being that women are very high-strung
我的原因是 女人都十分敏感
and emotional people.
和情绪化
They aren't knowledgeable enough...
他们没有足够见识..
- Mom! - Here we go, special delivery.
- 妈! - 来了, 特别专送
- Oh, we missed you so much. - Be careful of her.
- 哦, 我们好想你. - 小心照顾她
I'm not that fragile.
我没那麽脆弱
Thank you for taking me.
谢谢你带我回来
- Any time. - See, it's not so bad.
- 不客气. - 你看, 不坏啦
Hello, Mother. How's it going?
哈罗, 老妈. 好吗?
Well, I got lucky.
嗯, 我运气不错
Doctor said I was half an inch away from severing a ligament.
医生说我差半英寸就会伤到韧带
Oh, see, kids. Your mother's as good as new.
哦, 看吧, 孩子们. 你母亲重获新生
I have dinner set, here's a cup of tea. Why don't you sit down?
我把晚餐弄好了, 坐下来. 喝杯茶吧?
First thing I'd like to do is take off this wet girdle,
首先我得脱掉 了的内衣裤
if you could help me, I can't use my hands just yet.
如果你能帮我, 我现还不能用我的手
OK. Go on, kids, supper's on the table.
好. 走吧, 孩子们, 晚餐在桌上
- Are you OK? - I'm fine, sweetheart.
- 你好吗? - 我很好, 甜心
'Course she's OK.
当然没问题
It's all right, boys. Go ahead, get something to eat.
好啦, 孩子们. 去吃饭吧
I think what...
我觉得..
...hurt more than anything was the dig you made about my contesting.
...最让我伤心的莫过於当我在比赛时 你总是挖苦我
You know, I couldn't be prouder of you.
你知道, 我不可能为你更感到骄傲了
You know that?
你知道吗?
It's just... the thing is...
只是... 事情是..
...the guys at the shop...
...那个店里的家伙..
Anytime you win something, it's...
每次你在赢得一些东西的时候, 就会..
..."Oh, we know who the breadwinner is."
..."哦, 我们知道 ,谁是谋生计者."
- It ain't me. - Goodness.
- 我不是这麽想的. - 真是的
They're justjealous. Why do you even listen to them?
他们只是妒火中烧. 听他们说?
All I want in this world is to make you happy.
在这个世界中我只要使你能幸福快乐
I don't need you to make me happy.
我不需要你让我幸福快乐
I just need you to leave me alone when I am.
我只希望你在我做我自己的时候 不要管我
Spilled milk? Don't cry.
牛奶倒掉了? 甭哭
Unless, of course, it's hip high.
当然, 除非是火烧屁股了
I don't cry over milk, spilled or otherwise.
我不会为牛奶而哭, 倒掉的或是其他原因的
I just wish I had spilled a smaller other size.
我只希望我倒掉是少一些的牛奶
Spilled milk can't be poured,
倒掉的牛奶又不是用泼的
if it's spreadin' 'cross the floor.
如果它是散布在地板上
But no need for tears or sorrow.
但是不需要为此而哭或难过
There's always more to spill tomorrow.
未来总多少会不经意的倒掉一些牛奶
- Hello? - Hello.
- 喂? - 喂
I'm calling on behalf of Beech-Nut Gum "Name That Sandwich" contest.
我是代表 山毛榉坚果 口香糖 公司 打电话为了 "取名叁明治" 比赛
May I speak to Mr. Bruce Ryan?
我可以跟布鲁斯莱恩先生说话吗?
Yes, hold on one moment, please.
好的, 请稍侯
Bruce!
布鲁斯!
My frisk the Frigidaire
我搜索我的电冰箱
Clean the cupboards bare sandwich
清掉了碗橱一无所有的叁明治
Oh, baby
哦, 宝贝
You have won a Triumph TR3 sports car
你已经赢得了一辆胜利牌 TR3 跑车
and an all expenses paid weekend trip to New York City
还有一趟全包付费的周末纽约旅行
for you and one parent.
给你和一位家长
- Can I bring my mom? - You sure can, son.
- 可以带我妈去吗? - 当然可以, 孩子
Everyone move in a little.
大家都移动一下
Enjoy that car.
享受那辆车
I think my church dress will do for our dinner at Sardi's.
我想我的教堂礼服可以穿戴 去莎蒂餐厅吃晚餐
But for sightseeing, I'm gonna need something a little more casual.
不过去观光的话, 我将需要一些比较随性的便装
Mom, there's a man on the phone about Rog.
妈, 有人电话找罗格
My goodness. Don't tell me he won something too.
我的天. 该不会是他也得了什麽奖
I only took a few dollars from the purse.
我只从那位女士的钱包里 拿了几块钱
I put the wallet back so she wouldn't miss her driver's license or nothing.
我放回了钱包她也就不致於 没有驾驶执照或者空无一物
Stealing is stealing.
偷就是偷
Don't you dare try to justify it. Don't you dare!
别想狡辩. 别想!
Sorry, Mom.
对不起, 妈
Do we have to tell Dad?
一定要让爸知道吗?
You thieving little bastard!
你这个喜欢偷东西的小浑蛋!
- Get back here! - Stop! Calm down.
- 回来! - 不要这样! 冷静点
He's a criminal and he won't get away with it.
他是个罪犯 他也逃脱不了
Next time you set foot in this house,
下次你再进这个家门
I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!
我会教你不忘这个教训!
Mommy, please.
妈咪, 求你
Don't go to New York City.
不要去纽约
I'm sorry you didn't get to go to New York.
我很抱歉你没得去纽约
Let's just get you through this next week.
过两个礼拜再说吧
I talked to a friend of mine.
听朋友说
He said the judge gives guys a choice
法官会给机会
between jail and joining the Army.
在牢狱和从军之间做选择
The Army wouldn't be too bad, would it?
从军的点子还可以吗?
No.
不
At least you'd learn how to make your bed.
至少你得学会怎么整理内务
I wonder what it would be like to drive this thing.
我想知道开这辆的滋味如何
- You want me to teach you? - No.
- 要我教你吗? - 不用了
Then I couldn't bear to sell it.
不然我会舍不得卖它
Want me to teach you how to drive Dad's car?
要不要我教你如何开爸的车?
Better not.
最好不要
Not enough gas in this world for all the places I'd like to go.
恐怕全世界的汽油都不够我 去想去的地方
Go inside and eat your dinner. It's on the table.
进去吃晚饭吧. 都在饭桌上
Hi, Mr. Quigley.
嗨, 桂格里先生
Lady friend's writin' ya.
女朋友来信
I don't have a lady friend.
我没什麽女朋友
Give it time.
别说太早了
- I'm gonna tickle you. - Careful, it's slippery.
- 我要搔痒你了. - 小心, 地上滑
Mom, I think this is for you.
妈, 我想这是给你的
Oh, thank you, Bruce.
哦, 谢谢, 布鲁斯
Dear Bruce,
亲爱的布鲁斯
I saw your name on the Beech-Nut win list.
我看见你的名字在山毛榉 - 坚果 赢者名单里
Well, what do you know?
嗯, 你想不到吧?
My daughter, Mary Kay, who's also 16, won second prize.
我的女儿, 玛莉 凯, 也是16岁, 得了二奖
Gee, what clever kids your mother and I have.
乖乖, 你妈跟我都有聪明的孩子们
Watch it!
注意哦!
I live in Payne, Ohio, just 85 miles away from you
我住在俄亥俄州 恩市, 离你们只有 85 哩
and I'm part of a group of contesting gals called the Affadaisies.
而且我是一个叫 阿发戴西斯 团体里的 女子比赛的一份子
This is probably not of interest to a strapping teenage boy as yourself,
这也许对你们这些年轻的小伙子们 不感兴趣
but perhaps your mother would like to join us.
但是, 也许你的母亲愿意加入我们
I don't care who did it, just clean it up!
我不管是谁干的, 弄乾净!
Well, gotta go before the house comes down.
嗯, 房子塌下来前该走人了
Hope we hear from one of you soon.
希望不久能从你们之中任何一人 听到回音
Sincerely, Dortha Schaefer.
真诚地, 多莎 薛芙
PS. Since they don't publish the winning entries,
又及. 因为他们不公布赢家的 参赛内容
I'd love to know what yours was.
我想知道你们的参赛内容
Here's mine, my daughter's, that is:
以下是我, 我女儿们的, 听了:
My stack it thick and quick
我的是叠起来又厚又快的
Snack until I'm sick sandwich
吃到你撑得生病的叁明治
Dear Dortha, I love your entry.
亲爱的多莎, 我喜欢你的参赛内容
You have a true gift for inner rhyme and alliteration.
你有高明的押内韵及头韵的本事
I was particularly impressed by your cross-rhyming with "stack" and "snack."
尤其是你那交叉押韵的"叠" 跟 "吃" 特别让我印象深刻
Here's my entry, for what it's worth:
以下是我的参赛内容, 献丑了:
My frisk the Frigidaire
我搜索我的电冰箱
Clean the cupboards bare sandwich
清掉了碗橱一无所有的叁明治
Dear Evelyn, those judges judged right.
亲爱的艾夫琳, 那些裁判判的很公平
No wonder I came in second.
难怪我们会得第二
Talk about a gift for imagery. You have it, gal.
说到灵感的本事. 你也一样有, 大姐
And you must come to my house for an Affadaisies meeting.
你一定要到我家来做个 阿发戴西斯 聚会
We've got the creme de la creme of contesters.
我们有一流的高手
Gladys Tierney, she is smart as a whip
葛莱 蒂儿妮, 她精明能干
and won two cars in the Stay-Puft his and hers contest.
在 Stay-Puft his and hers 比赛中 赢了两部车
Then there's Betty Yearling and Betty White.
还有 贝蒂 伊儿玲 和 贝蒂 怀德
Cooks extraordinaire.
都是非凡的烹烤大师
Betty Y. Is a Pillsbury bake-off winner with her famous party pork barbeque.
贝蒂 伊儿玲是匹尔贝利烘焙比赛冠军 她的烤猪肉派对很有名
Betty W. Won first place in the Midwest kitchen cook-off
贝蒂 怀德 在一项中西部的 厨房烹饪比赛赢得冠军
with her double delight strawberry cake.
还有她的双圣草莓蛋糕
And Emma Hartzler, who's won three fridges
还有 艾玛 哈兹勒, 赢得了叁台电冰箱
and matching stoves and a trip to Hawaii.
一套匹配的烤箱 还有一趟夏威夷之旅
All from her iron lung.
全都来自她的铁肺(一种人工呼吸器)
Kleenex is so handy, I use it every day.
Kleenex 真方便, 我每天都用
Cost so little, helps so much,
花费真少, 帮助真大
just blow, then throw away.
不费吹灰之力, 全部扫光光
Now, listen, Evelyn Ryan.
现在, 听着, 艾夫琳 莱恩
You are the most notable of us all and you must be at my house
你是我们最注重的 两个礼拜内
in two weeks for the first meeting of the spring.
一定要来我家 做春季的首度聚会
No excuses.
不能藉口推辞
Now strap on those wings and fly on over here.
穿上你的翅膀 飞过来吧
Do you remember that group of contesters I told you about?
记得我跟你说过的那个比赛团体吗?
They've invited me to their meeting.
他们邀请我去聚会
- Where is it? - Over in Payne.
- 在哪里? - 在 恩
- Payne's a long way. - It's only 85 miles.
- 恩很远呐. - 只有 85 哩
Yeah, but it still takes gas.
是 , 但是仍然很耗油
I gotta drive to work, drive you to the grocery store,
我得开车去工作, 载你到杂货店
drive the garbage to the dump...
载垃圾去垃圾场..
How much do you think I'm left with at the end of the week?
你以为到这个周末 我还能剩几个钱?
In fact, I had to enter a football pool
其实, 我还得在加油站 签赌足球
at the gas station just to win myself some extra fuel.
只为了能赢一些额外的汽油
- You're contesting? - Yeah.
- 你在比赛? - 是啊
- Why not? - You need any hints?
- 有何不可? - 需要提示吗?
I know how to do a pool.
我知道如何签赌
Well, if you win, you'd have enough gas to drive me to Payne.
哦, 如果你赢了, 就有足够的汽油 载我去 恩
I can'tjust sit in the car
我不能只是在车里
while you gab with a bunch ofjingle writers
尽是听你讲那些叽哩呱啦的台词
and forget I'm even there.
而忘了自己身处何处
My Saturdays are precious to me.
周六对我来说是很珍贵的
Well, all right. I won't ask again.
这样哦. 那我就不再提了
- That was my entry. - No, it wasn't. It was mine.
- 那是我参赛的申请内容. - 才不是, 是我的
Mom, I won 25 gallons of gas today in a football pool.
妈, 我今天签注足球赛 赢了 25 加仑的汽油
- He didn't win. That was my entry. - I used Barb's name.
- 他没有. 那是我签注的. - 我用不芭尔布的这个名字
- Barb Ryan was the one that won. - That was my Barb Ryan.
- 芭尔布 莱恩 就是赢家. - 那是我的 芭尔布 莱恩
- I had dibs on her name first. - Says who?
- 我先下注在她的名下的. - 说谁啊?
We made an agreement. I got Barb, Tuff and Mike.
我们有约在先的. 我用芭尔布, 塔芙 和 麦克
- I never said you could use my name. - Don't get smart.
- 我从没说你可以用我的名字. - 别耍聪明
- Did you write this down? - It was a gentlemen's agreement.
- 你有书面约定吗? - 是君子协定的
You'll have to split the gas.
你们恐怕得对分这汽油
He didn't know about the contest until...
他不知道这个比赛一直到..
What are you talking about? I told you!
你在扯什麽? 我跟你讲过!
Split the gas.
对分汽油
Oh, for Christ's sake.
哦, 真是活见鬼
- I hope you were telling the truth. - Honest, Dad's just a sore loser.
- 我希望你要说实话. - 真的, 爸是输不起的输家
All right. I'd like to ask you a favor.
好了. 我要你帮我个忙
I want to go somewhere.
我要去一个地方
Would you drive me?
你可以载我一程吗?
Sure, Mom. I'll take you anywhere you want to go.
当然可以, 妈. 我载你 到那里都行
Thank you.
谢谢
There's tuna fish for sandwiches and you'll find coleslaw in the fridge.
有鲔鱼叁明治给你 冰箱里还有凉拌卷心菜
- What are you doing? - Just checking the radiator.
- 你在干吗? - 检查冷却器
Come on, Dad. We're ready to go.
快啊, 爹. 准备出发了
And if your father decides to make his chili,
如果你爹想做红番椒酱
make sure he doesn't burn the pot.
叫他别把锅子烧坏了
Right. Yeah, I got it.
知道了
Plenty of water, oil's fine.
水加满了, 机油情况良好
Watch the clutch.
注意离合器
- I know, Pop. - Get your mother back in one piece.
- 我知道, 爸. - 把你老妈平安载回来
Bye.
拜
Bye, Mom.
拜, 妈
- Bye, sweetie. - Have fun.
- 拜, 甜心. - 旅途愉快
- Thank you. - Mommy, wait.
- 谢谢. - 妈咪, 等一下
- What is it? - I got a surprise for you.
- 什麽事? - 我有一个惊喜给你
You did? Show me.
哦? 给我看
Oh, honey. Where did you get these?
噢, 宝贝. 你那儿弄来的?
They grow all over. I got them from Mrs. Bidlack's yard,
它们长得到处都是. 我是从毕得雷太太那儿得来的
and Mrs. Zitfeld's, and Mrs. Zamone.
还有齐斐德和萨孟太太
Cripes' sakes, what did you go and go that for?
我的老天, 你这是在做什麽?
Jesus. Sorry, Mother. I'm not good with that woman.
完了. 抱歉, 老妈. 我跟那女人说不上话
- Turn off the motor. - Oh, brother.
- 熄火. - 哦, 惨了
Oh, my God. My sweet God.
哦, 天啊
Did you see what your boy did?
你知道你儿子闯了什麽祸吗?
I am so sorry.
真是对不起
- Why would you do that? - He didn't know it was wrong.
- 你为什麽要这麽做? - 他不知道那是错的
He's just a little boy. Tell me what I can do to make it better.
他只是个小男孩. 告诉我怎么做才能好些
There is nothing. Do you know how long I've waited for those tulips to bud?
没辙了. 你知道我要等多久 才等到那些郁金香发苞吗?
Tell me what they cost, I'll reimburse you.
告诉我它们值多少, 我赔你
- $40 worth of bulbs. - Mom, are we going or not?
- 球茎是 $40. - 妈, 我们到底走不走?
No, honey, I'm afraid the trip is off.
不了, 宝贝, 恐怕这趟走不成了
My gas is already in Dad's car. How am I going to get that out?
我的汽油已经在爹的车里了. 我怎么再把它弄出来?
Tell him to use his half now and you'll use your half later.
跟他说现在先用他那一半 以後你再用你的那一半
I didn't know it was bad.
我不知道那会是这麽难看
I thought they were beautiful.
我以为它们很美的
They are beautiful.
它们是很美的
They truly are.
它们真的是
All right.
好了
Now let's go make amends.
现在我们一起去思考反省一下吧
Good boy.
好孩子
Give it gas.
踩油门
OK, put it in first and try again.
好, 先放进去等会儿再试
Nice and easy.
慢慢来
What are you doing?
搞什麽?
- Stop yelling. - I'm not yelling. You're not listening.
- 别对我吼. - 我不是在吼你. 是你没在听
Evelyn, we are all thrilled and elated to hear
艾夫琳, 我们都兴高采烈的知道
that daughter Tuff has learned to drive
你女儿塔芙已学会驾驶
and she'll be delivering you to us, at last.
她终於能把你送来我们这里
We've moved our meetings to Emma's in Goshen, Indiana,
我们聚会的地方已经搬到印第安那州, 高森的艾玛这个地方
which is 100 miles from where you are.
也就是离你们 100 哩的地方
Sorry it's such a hike.
抱歉让你大老远的
But our gal is eager to show off her new summer outfit.
不过我们这些娘儿们都热切地 等着炫耀新的夏季服装
Evelyn, I await your arrival...
艾夫琳, 我等着你的到来..
...with bated breath.
...刻不容缓
There's bologna for lunch.
午餐有熏肉香肠
If I'm not back for dinner, heat up some fish sticks,
如果我没回来吃晚餐, 可以热一些鱼条子
there's Jell-O in the fridge.
吉露果冻在冰柜里
- Yep. - Mom, we should probably get going.
- 嗯. - 妈, 我们该上路了
All right, off we go.
好吧, 走了
- Don't overuse the brakes. - You told me.
- 别过度踩煞车. - 你说过了
- No speeding. - This car barely goes over 40.
- 别开太快. - 这车的车速也快不过40哩
- I want your mother back in one piece. - That's enough.
- 我要你妈妈平安回来. - 够了
Miss you already.
已经开始想你了
- Bye, Mommy. - Bye, Betsy.
- 拜, 妈咪. - 拜, 贝特西
I love you.
我爱你
Bye, Davey.
拜, 岱维
- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Barb.
- 拜, 妈. - 拜, 巴尔布
- You have fun. - Be good. Listen to your father.
- 旅途愉快. - 要守规矩. 听爸爸的话
- Be good. - Bye, Mommy. Bye, Tuff.
- 守规矩啊. - 拜, 妈咪. 拜, 塔芙
More gas.
多加点油
Bye.
拜
Well, what do you want to do now, kids?
好了, 你们现在想干什麽, 孩子们?
Defiance, a nice place to leave.
狄发因斯, 一个“可以离开”的好地方
Honey, you can drive a little faster now.
宝贝, 你现在可以开快一点了
Oh, my goodness.
哦, 老天
We've crossed the state line.
我们已经跨越州界了
Doesn't look any different.
看起来没什麽不一样
The grass is much greener on this side.
这边草比较绿油油的
It is much greener.
是绿多啦
Oh, boy.
哦, 真好
You can relax, honey. You're doing just fine.
放轻松, 宝贝. 你开的很好
Gonna be hot today. The girls will have to wipe me off the floorboards.
今天将是个大热天. 那些女孩子们 恐怕看到我汗流浃背了
Yeah, I'm starting to broil.
是啊, 我已经开始感到灼热了
Doesn't feel that hot outside.
外面倒不觉得有那麽热
- Do we have the heater on? - No.
- 有开暖气吗? - 没呀
Let me put the fan on.
让我打开风扇
That's even worse. Turn it off.
那样更糟. 关掉吧
I think the car's overheated.
我看是车温过高了
- Oh, my Scott. - Maybe we should pull over.
- 喔, 我的无语问苍天啊. - 也许我们该停下来
There's a town in a few miles. I'm sure there's a gas station.
几哩外有个小镇. 那里一定有加油站
I don't think we're supposed to drive when the engine's hot.
我觉得我们不该在引擎过热的时候 还在开
I say we keep going.
我看还是继续开好了
Car's gonna be just fine.
车应该没事吧
- Hello? - Ma'am.
- 哈罗? - 太太
- Overheated? - Yes.
- 车过热冒烟了吗? - 是啊
Fan belt's gone. When's the last time you had it replaced?
风扇皮带坏了. 上次换的时候是什麽时候?
Oh, I don't know. It's my husband's car.
哦, 我不清楚. 这是我先生的车
How long will it take to fix?
多久能修好呢?
Take at least an hour for the radiator to cool down enough for me to open it.
至少要一个小时让冷却器冷却下来 我才能打开它
After that, who knows.
然後就很难说了
Depends on what the damage is.
要看毁坏的状况而定
Make yourself at home.
你们请自便
Alrighty. Well, come on, Tuff. I'll buy you a pop.
好吧. 那来吧, 塔芙. 我来买个饮料喝
I bet Dad knew that fan belt was rotten and didn't replace it on purpose.
我敢说爹知道皮带已经不好了 还故意不把它换掉
Oh, honey,
哦, 宝贝
your father's careless but he's not mean.
你爸爸是不够小心的 但也不是那麽坏心的
I'm sure he just didn't bother to check.
我相信是他没仔细检查到
Do you ever wish you'd never married him?
你有没有希望过没嫁给他?
My gosh, Tuff.
哎呀, 塔芙
Do you?
有没有?
- No, I don't have any regrets. - Come on, Mom.
- 没有耶, 我没什麽後悔的. - 别拗了, 妈
You've been stuck in a house for 20 years
你已经被这个家拖累了20年
cooking and cleaning and taking care of crappy kids.
洗衣烧饭 还要照顾调一群皮捣蛋的孩子
Don't use that word. Especially in regards to yourself.
别这麽说. 尤其你自己也是息息相关
But you could be living in a city, writing for a newspaper,
你本来大可以生活在繁华都市, 给报社写文章
having an interesting life.
拥有不错的生活
I do have an interesting life.
我现在就是过着不错的生活
Your life stinks.
你生活得坏透了
Gosh, Mom, just look at today.
唉, 妈, 光看今天
You finally get a chance to go somewhere and the lousy car breaks down.
你好不容易捞到个机会出个远门 结果一部烂车抛锚了
It's not fair.
这不公平
If I were you, I'd be angry all the time.
如果我是你, 我会一天到晚气个不停
Well, that wouldn't do me any good now, would it?
哦, 那对我没什麽好处吧, 是吗?
For gosh sakes, you're only human.
老天帮忙, 你只不过是个人而已
Oh, sweetheart.
哦, 我的宝贝
Maybe I'm meant to make it to the Affadaisies,
也许我是执意要去阿发戴西斯
and maybe I'm not.
我也可以不去的
But right now, I'm sitting here in the shade
但是现在, 我是坐在一个屋檐底下
having a conversation with my wonderfully feisty daughter,
跟我的顶呱呱又有点不安的女儿 在这儿聊天
and I intend to enjoy this moment to the fullest.
这其实让我觉得是极高享受 和非常愉快的一刻
And I suggest, for your own well-being,
我也希望你, 为你自己的美好着想
that you do the same.
也跟我一样的想法
Dortha Schaefer, is that really you?
多莎 薛芙, 真的是你吗?
Oh, honey, get into these arms.
哦, 甜心, 拥抱一下吧
Yes, Virginia, there is an Evelyn Ryan! Oh, look at you.
是啊, 维吉尼亚, 艾夫琳 莱恩 来了! 哦, 看你呀
I can't believe it, hello!
我真不敢相信, 哈罗!
Welcome to Emma's Ranch for housework escapees!
欢迎来到艾玛的解脱家事的农场!
Oh, God, it's so good to see you.
哦, 见到你真好
Thank you for delivering your mother to us.
谢谢你送妈妈来这里
- No problem. - You have no idea what this means.
- 没问题. - 你不知道这有多好
Now, you come in too. That was a big, long drive for you.
来, 快进来. 那真是又长又远的车程
- Sure was. - New driver. Congratulations.
- 是啊. - 新手驾驶. 恭喜呀
Look who we found outside on the curb.
看看那边有什麽发现
We got a stray bird back in the nest, girls.
我们有一只迷路归巢的小鸟, 小姐们
Evelyn Ryan, as I live... and breathe.
艾夫琳 莱恩, 当我生活... 和呼吸
Emma Hartzler, you are a vision.
艾玛 哈兹勒, 你真是先见之明
She looks like a giant corn on the cob, doesn't she?
她好像玉米穗轴上的 一颗大包谷一样, 不是吗?
I finally found my soul mates with the Affadaisies.
我终於在 阿发戴西斯 找到我的心灵知交们
They were the sharpest group of gals I'd ever met.
她们真是我未见过 这麽精锐的娘子军团
We mostly talked shop, and critiqued each other's work.
我们多半谈店务, 互相批评切搓工作
- Evelyn, you get on over here. - Here I come.
- 艾夫琳, 你过来一下. - 来了
With Pillsbury, rhyme doesn't pay.
这跟 匹尔贝利, 没有押韵耶
Only if it's in verse.
只是在诗文里如此
But inner rhyme is still valid, don't you think?
但是内韵仍然有用, 你不觉得吗?
If you spell Pillsbury flour like the bud,
如果你拼 匹尔贝利 面粉 像拼 花蕾 一样
and not the baking kind, then you've got a homophone
又不是 烘烤 一类的拼法, 那麽就属於异义同音字
and don't... need the rhyme.
那就不... 需要押韵了
Oh, love it!
哦, 太好了!
- What's super potato salad? - Pickle juice.
- 什麽是超级马铃薯沙拉? - 腌瓜汁
What's the consensus on hyphenated words for 25 words or less?
带有连字符号的少於 25 字的 一致性是什麽?
Technically, it is one word. Don't trustjudges to know that.
技术上来说, 它算一个字. 别寄望评审们会知道
They count a contraction as two words.
他们把 收缩 当两个字
I'm in trouble. I'll have to knock off a couple of articles.
我有麻烦了. 我得砍掉一些文章了
Why waste space on an article? Use something with zest.
为什麽要在文章里浪费空间? 用一些有风味的字来代替
"The" and "antidisestablishmentarianism"
"这个" 和 "反压制拥护国教者"
are both one word, but which one packs the bigger punch?
两者都是一个字, 但是那一个包装了较大的冲击?
What?
什麽?
Anti-what?
反-什麽?
Did anyone else just hear that word come out of her mouth?
刚刚还有谁听到她说的那个字?
This is why she wins the big prizes.
这就是她得大奖的原因
Can you sing that? Let's hear what it sounds like.
能把它唱出来吗? 让我们听听用唱的像什麽
We debated whether our days as contesters were coming to an end.
我们喋喋不休地讨论着 我们这些参赛者的日子 会有结束的一天
Did you see this? No skill involved.
你看啊? 没有技巧在其中
This is the death of literacy, ladies.
这是文学的死亡, 女士们
I don't want to hear that. It'll never happen.
我不想听. 那不会发生
This is the last big contest. Everybody snapped these up.
这是最後一次的大型比赛. 每个人都想抢得头筹
I got you the last one.
我给你弄到最後一个
Oh, no, you keep it.
哦, 不, 你留着
Honey, you've got more kids at home. Now, you take that.
甜心, 你家里孩子比较多. 你就接受它吧
OK?
好吗?
So, what do you have to do for this one?
那麽, 你要怎么弄这一个?
Oh, it's a one-liner. They want you to finish a limerick.
哦, 这是个俏皮话. 他们要弄一个五行打油诗
"The time of your life you can win
"在有生之年你可以赢得
with Dr. Pepper, the flavor that's in.
胡椒博士, 充满香味
It's distinctive and bright, it's lively and light.
独特又亮丽的, 它真是又活泼又轻快
There's no time like now to begin."
不趁此时 更待何时."
Oh, leave me alone. I'm just warming up.
哦, 别管我. 我只是热个身
- Evening, Rita, Nancy. - It was a hot one today.
- 晚安, 莉塔, 南西. - 今天是大热天
There was a wonderful breeze in Goshen.
高森倒是很凉快的
Well, it was a hot one here today.
哦, 这里是热得很
Five minutes to supper, sweetheart.
五分钟以後来吃晚餐, 甜心
Oh, for Pete's sake. Who locked the door?
哦, 帮帮忙. 谁锁门了?
- Hey, you guys, let us in. - Honey, let's go around the back.
- 嘿, 让我们进去. - 甜心, 我们走後门
Row row row your boat
摇 摇 摇 摇着你的船
Gently down the stream
轻轻地在溪流之中
Throw your dad overboard and listen to him scream
把你爸丢到船外头 听他惊声尖叫
Mom's home!
妈回来了!
What are you kids doing outside?
你们小朋友在外面做什麽啊?
Well, we went to the movies this afternoon.
哦, 我们下午去看电影
When we got back, Dad locked us out of the house.
回到家, 爹把我们锁在外头
He what?
什麽?
Kelly!
凯利!
Open the door!
开门哪!
- Where the hell have you been? - I told you, I might be late.
- 你到什麽鬼地方? - 我跟你说过, 我可能晚归
- Not this late. - You locked your kids out of the house?
- 这麽晚. - 你把孩子锁在门外?
Good grief! Tuff set the table, please.
真要命! 塔芙 摆桌子, 拜托
You left at the crack of dawn.
你天亮就离开
You don't come back until almost dark.
这麽晚才回来
What were you doing all this time?
你都在做什麽?
I was gone for ten hours.
我出去了十个钟头
If you can't take care of your kids for less than half a day,
如果你连不到半天的时间 都不能照顾你的孩子的话
you might as well leave this house.
你乾脆离开这个家
You can goddamn be the one to leave.
你能这样天杀的离开这里
Get off of my mother!
离开我妈!
"For picnic or party, Jell-O's a boon.
"野餐或派对, 吉利 欧 果酱是应景
Made by nine, all set by noon.
朝九开动, 中午完成
With taste and shimmer-shake appeal,
闪亮的滋味 摇动的外表
Jell-O jollies any meal."
吉利 欧 果酱让你餐餐愉快生动."
Christ, Mother.
上帝啊, 老妈
You've killed me.
你把我宰了
Death by Jell-O is highly unlikely.
果酱致死是非常不可能的
And I want you to know, I am not cleaning up this mess.
我也要你知道, 我不会清理这一团糟
Could you get me some towels?
给我一些毛巾好吗?
Not on your life. She's not cleaning up after you.
这辈子别想. 她不会收拾你的烂摊子
Now kids, go ahead and watch TV while I make dinner.
孩子们, 走你们的 你们去看电视我来做晚餐
Go on.
走啊
By the way, the fan belt fell off the car
顺便一提, 风扇皮带掉落车
and that is why we are so late.
是我们回来晚的原因
Yeah, I was waiting for that to happen.
哦, 我知道那会发生
What's this?
这是什麽?
Steak. I went shopping today.
牛排. 我今天去买东西
I wanted to make a dinner for the kids.
我原本打算要弄晚餐给孩子吃
Why didn't you feed them?
你为什麽没弄给他们吃?
I was crying and didn't want them to see me.
我哭了 不让他们看到
Why on earth were you crying?
你哭什麽?
I thought you decided to go away and never come back.
我以为你决定一去不回的
For goodness sakes. You know I'd never leave the kids with you.
你嘛帮帮忙. 你知道我不会留下孩子跟着你的
I got you something too.
我也买些东西给你
It was supposed to be a surprise.
本来要给你个惊喜的
It's in there.
在里面
Here you go.
就是这了
I found it at a secondhand store.
我是在二手货店那儿买的
I paid a guy at the shop to fix it up.
我付钱给店里一个人要他整理好的
It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
我从未看过这麽漂亮的东西
I thought it was about time you had a proper desk.
我想你也该是时候有套好桌椅了
How did you pay for it?
你怎么付款的?
Oh, don't you worry about that.
哦, 你就别管这些了
Thank you.
谢谢你
I love you.
我爱你
- Hello? - Hello, Mrs. Ryan?
- 喂? - 喂, 莱恩太太?
It's Cutter Murphy, down here at Defiance Home Saving and Loan.
我是卡特尔 莫菲, 从 狄发因斯家庭储蓄银行打的电话
Just a friendly reminder
友善的提醒
to let you know that the second mortgage is coming due on your house.
让你知道你们的二胎抵押贷款已到期
Mr. Murphy, we've never taken out a second mortgage.
莫菲先生, 我们从未办理过二胎抵押贷款
Oh yes, you did.
哦, 你们有的
Yes, Mr. Ryan came down here three years ago
是, 莱恩太太 叁年前来这里办理的
and signed the papers.
文件都签了名
How much do we owe?
我们欠了多少?
$4,000, due in 30 days.
4,000元, 30 天到期
See ya, fellas.
再见, 大夥儿们
Hello, Mother. What are you doing out here?
嗨, 妈妈. 你在那儿做什麽?
When were you gonna tell me about the second mortgage?
你什麽时候才要告诉我 关於二胎抵押贷款的事?
It's due?
到期了吗?
I had a feeling that day might be coming up.
我早有预感那天会来临
Is there anything left?
还有剩什麽吗?
I was gonna pay it back
我以前有想过要还款的
without anyone ever knowing about it.
而且不让任何人知道这件事
Is there anything left?
是否还剩什麽吗?
No.
没有
It's all... gone.
都... 没了
They're gonna repossess the house.
他们将要收走这房子
Do the kids know?
孩子们知道吗?
I told them as soon as I got the call.
我讲完电话就已经告诉他们了
I didn't want them to hear it from anybody else.
我不想让他们 从任何其他别人口中知道这件事
Are they angry with me?
他们有生我的气吗?
Right now they're just scared.
现在他们只是吓坏了
Guess we could always rent another place.
我想我们总是可以租别个地方
At least we wouldn't have to worry about repairs anymore.
至少我们以後不用再为 修缮的事操心
This is my house.
这是我的房子
My house.
我的房子
I just...
我真的..
...felt like a drowning man.
...觉得我像个溺水的人
Never being able to catch up...
永远都跟不上..
I just wanted, for once,
我只是, 只要一次
to have a few extra dollars in my pocket.
有些闲钱在口袋里
Well, that's water under the bridge now, isn't it?
哦, 这下成了大桥下的覆水了, 是吧?
Where you going?
你去那里?
I have to make dinner.
我得去做晚餐
Do you hate me?
你恨我吗?
I'm still in shock. I'll have to let you know.
我还在惊吓之中. 我得让你晓得
We need to talk about what will happen
我们应该商量面对
if we have to leave this house.
如果我们得被迫离开 将会是什麽情况
We may not be able to stay together.
我们可能不能再在一起了
What do you mean?
这是什麽意思?
Aunt Lucy said she could take Betsy and Dave.
露西婶说她可以照顾贝特西和岱维
You kids like the farm, don't ya?
你们小朋友喜欢农场, 对不?
No, I don't.
不, 我不喜欢
What about that old horse of theirs? You love that horse.
那他们的那匹老马呢? 你们喜欢那匹马的
I really don't.
我真的不喜欢
- Where am I gonna go? - Mrs. Bidlack has an extra room.
- 我要去那里? - 毕得雷太太有一个空房间
There is no way in heck I am staying with her.
我不可能去跟她住一起
You'll be right next door. It'll be like living here.
你就在隔壁. 跟住这儿没两样
No it won't. There'll be another family here.
才不是呢. 这儿将会有另一个家庭
There will be someone sleeping in my room!
有人会睡我的房间!
- How's that steak, kids? - Don't be rude, answer your father.
- 那牛排怎么样啊, 孩子们? - 别没规矩, 回你爸爸的话
It's good, Daddy.
不错, 爹地
Well, it's the last one, eat up.
哦, 最後一块了, 把它吃完
What are you kids doing?
你们在做什麽?
We're praying that you win something very big.
我们在祷告你能赢个非常大的奖
All right.
好吧
Don't let me disturb you.
别被我打扰了
Times are hard again?
又有困难了是吧?
Yes, they are.
是啊
I'll tell you what.
这麽办好了
I'll leave you the milk, you don't have to pay me until next week.
我把牛奶留下来, 你下个礼拜再付钱
Thank you, Ray.
谢谢你, 瑞
Thank you so much.
真是太谢谢你了
I got a bag of laundry in the truck, just a couple of shirts.
我的车上有一袋送洗的衣服, 一些衬衫
You know, if you do a good job,
你知道, 如果你做的好
I could even recommend you to my customers.
我甚至可以跟我的客户们推荐你
I don't take in laundry.
我不做洗衣服的服务
Could somebody please get that?
谁接个电话好吗?
Hey, I'm just trying to do you a favor, OK?
嘿, 我只想帮你个忙, 知道吗?
- Don't get uppity. - I have enough for two bottles of milk,
- 不必盛气凌人. - 我有足够的付两瓶牛奶的钱
and that will have to suffice.
这样应该足够了
Mommy, it's the detective from Toledo.
妈咪, 是多雷度的一个侦探打来的
A detective? There's nothing more I can do for you.
侦探? 我无事可效劳了
Count out the money for the milkman, please.
数钱给送牛奶的, 帮个忙
More.
再来
- Hello? - Mrs. Evelyn Ryan?
- 喂? - 莱恩太太吗?
Yes, this is she.
我就是
I'm interviewing finalists for the Dr. Pepper "Time of Your Life" contest.
我正在跟一些参加胡椒博士的 "你的一生" 比赛的决赛者面谈
- Of course. - Will you be in this afternoon?
- 是哦. - 你今天下午会在吗?
Yes, certainly.
在, 一定在
- 3:00? - That'll be fine.
- 3点? - 行, 没问题
- Do you have our address? - Yes, I do. That's my job.
- 你有我们的住址吗? - 当然, 那是我的工作
Right. We'll see you then.
好吧. 到时候见
- I look forward to it. - Thank you.
- 期待那一刻. - 谢谢
What? What is it?
什麽? 是什麽?
- What's going on? - Get out here!
- 怎么了? - 快来!
It's way too soon to be excited,
有点高兴太早了
- but I am a possible winner... - What is it?
- 不过我有可能赢得... - 是什麽?
Kelly, a detective is on his way to Defiance right now.
凯利, 有一个侦探现在 就要来狄发因斯
I'm in the running for the "Time of Your Life" contest.
我要参加"你的一生" 比赛
- Is this a big one? - It's very big.
- 是个大的吗? - 非常大
We need to clean up. Pick up your toys.
我们得打扫乾净. 把玩具收好
Get all that stuff off the table.
把桌上那些东西拿开
Give Mike some money, send him to the store for some Dr. Pepper.
给麦克一些钱, 带他到杂货店里 买一些胡椒博士
What for?
做什麽?
To show that we're using the product.
表示我们在用这产品
This is my last dollar. What if we don't win?
这是我最後一点钱. 如果没赢呢?
- That's a problem for another day. - Go, Mike.
- 那是以後的事. - 走, 麦克
- Get it from the refrigerator case. - OK, Mom.
- 从电冰箱拿过来. - 好, 妈
Take all this stuff and put it on the back porch.
把所有这些东西放到後面阳台
Stop crying, honey, and get me a broom for goodness sake.
别哭了, 宝贝, 行行好, 给我一把女巫的魔帚
Are you employed outside the home?
你是否在外头任职?
Goodness, no. I have enough to do here.
哦, 没有. 这里面就够我忙了
And your husband, what does he do?
你先生呢, 他在做什麽?
He's a machinist.
他是做机械的
Do you own or... rent your home?
你是持有... 还是租的房子?
We own it.
我们持有的
One car or a two car family?
一辆还是两辆车的家庭?
One car. A Chevy.
一辆. 雪维的
- The one parked out front? - Yes.
- 外面前院停靠的那一辆? - 是的
You need to put some more air into those tires.
那些轮胎该打打气了
OK, final question.
好, 最後一个问题
If you were stuck on a desert island
如果你被困在一个沙漠岛上
and you only had one beverage to drink...
而你只有一瓶饮料可以喝..
...what would the beverage be?
...那将是什麽饮料?
Orange juice.
柳橙汁
Orange juice?
柳橙汁?
To prevent scurvy.
为了防止坏血病
But my beverage of choice is Dr. Pepper, of course.
但是我选择的饮料当然是, 胡椒博士
- Thanks for the honesty. - A pleasure, Detective Feeney.
- 谢谢你的诚实. - 一大荣幸, 尼侦探
When the final decision's made,
当最终结果出炉
you'll be notified immediately.
你会立刻被通知
- And when might that be? - Two weeks to a month.
- 那大概是何时? - 两周至一个月
Oh, I see.
哦, 明白
- Thank you for coming by. - The pleasure's all mine.
- 谢谢你光临. - 我的荣幸
Orange juice.
柳橙汁
What kind of crazy answer was that?
那是什麽离谱的答案啊?
I think your mother did a heck of a job, what do you think, kids?
我想你妈是了不起的大功一件, 你们说呢, 孩子们?
- What if we win and it's too late? - What's with the gloom?
- 如果赢却来的太迟了怎么办? - 怎么会想得那麽低沈呢?
We're halfway there.
我们已经走到成功的一半了
Mom, will me and Davey still have to go to the farm?
妈, 我跟岱维是否还得去农场呢?
We don't know yet, honey. It's something we have to prepare for.
还不知道, 甜心. 这事还是要有所准备
Don't listen to Mom. She's being modest.
别听你妈说. 她只是谦虚罢了
None of those entries are as good as hers. She's a shoo-in.
没人比得上她的送件的. 她是十拿九稳的必胜者
I'm not a shoo-in. There could be 20 other people up for this.
我不是必胜者. 有 20 个其他参赛者要决胜负
Don't worry, kids. Everything is gonna be OK.
不要耽心, 孩子们. 一切会没问题的
No, it isn't. Even if we do win, so what?
不, 才不是. 就算我们赢了, 又怎么样?
We'll be as poor as we were before
我们会跟以前一样穷
because of all the money you stole from us.
因为你偷了我们所有的钱
I didn't steal anything!
我根本没偷任何东西!
I made an error in judgment.
我做了一个错误的判断
Heck of an error.
天大地大的错误
You all think this isn't tearing me apart?
你们认为这些事没让我痛心疾首吗?
I did it to pay the bills. I wanted you kids to eat steak.
我做这些来付帐单. 我要你们都有牛排吃
I wanted your mother to have one decent piece of furniture
我要你妈有一套高雅的家具
that didn't look like a thrift store.
不是什麽廉价品的
I don't care!
我不管!
- I want our house back! - It isn't gone yet!
- 我要拿回我们的房子! - 房子还在啊!
So, have a little faith, for Christ's sake.
拜托, 有点良心吧
Now you've upset your mother.
现在你们把你妈妈气坏了
You OK?
你还好吗?
If you don't win this one, there'll be another...
如果你这一次没赢, 总是有另一..
No, there won't.
不, 不会有
In another year, there won't be any of these contests left.
未来一年之间, 已经没有任何这类的比赛了
If we lose this house, that's it.
如果我们丢掉了这个房子, 就得认命了
I can't buy another house with a three-dollar poetry prize, now can I?
我不能再用叁块钱的吟诗比赛 来买另一栋房子, 现在我还能吗?
- You'll think of something. - You think of something!
- 你总会想出一些办法的. - 你去想办法!
It's your turn to make things right because I'm out of ideas.
这回该你做正确的事 因为我已经没点子了
- Please don't fall apart. - For God's sakes, I'm not a saint.
- 请你不要就这样垮了. - 看在上帝的份上, 我不是神圣
If you can't stand to see me upset, then go away.
如果你受不了看我抓狂, 就走开
Let me do it in peace.
让我好过一些
All right.
好吧
Thanks.
谢谢
Mom, there are bugs in the soup.
妈, 汤里有小虫
- I have them too. - Me too.
- 我也有. - 我也是
- Those aren't bugs. They're spices. - They have legs.
- 那不是虫子. 它们是调味料. - 它们有脚
Don't be silly. Spices don't have legs.
别傻了. 调味料不长脚
There are no bugs in the soup.
汤里没有小虫
Listen to your mother, kids.
听妈妈的, 孩子们
- Hello? - Hello. Mrs. Kelly Ryan?
- 喂? - 喂. 莱恩太太吗?
- Yes, yes, this is she. - Congratulations.
- 是, 是, 我就是. - 恭喜
You have won a free offer from Bright Way Rug Cleaners.
你已赢得“光明之路毛毯清洁剂” 免费提供给您的
We will give you our special living room discount.
特别的起居室折扣
Plus, we will clean one area rug, absolutely free.
加上, 我们会清洁一个区块的 毛毯, 完全免费
Hello, ma'am?
喂, 女士?
We're not interested, thank you.
我们没兴趣, 谢谢你
It's all right.
没关系
Mommy, what do we do with this?
妈咪, 这些要怎么处理?
Just put it all on the front porch. Thank you, girls.
就放前面阳台好了. 谢谢, 宝贝
Davey, go outside with that.
岱维, 一起去外面
- Hello? - Hello.
- 喂? - 喂
- Is this Mrs. Evelyn L. Ryan? - This is she.
- 是艾夫琳 艾尔 莱恩太太吗? - 我就是
Mrs. Ryan, it's my pleasure to inform you
莱恩太太, 很荣幸能通知您
that you are our first-prize winner
在胡椒博士的 "你的一生" 比赛中
in the Dr. Pepper "Time of Your Life" contest.
成为我们的头奖得主
Oh, my word.
哦, 我的字
You've won a trip for two to Switzerland,
您已赢得一趟瑞士的双人旅游
a Ford Mustang, his and hers Longines watches
一辆福特马时坦, 浪琴对表
and cash in the amount of $3,440.64.
和现金 3,440.64元
Goodness, well...
天哪, 唔..
...these prizes couldn't come at a better time for my large family.
...这些奖品对我这个大家庭 是来的再好不过的时候了
- Kids, get in here! - I'm glad to hear that.
- 孩子们, 快来! - 很高兴听您这麽说
- Come here. - You have every reason to be proud.
- 来啊. - 您有所有的理由值得骄傲
Your entry beat out 250,000 others.
您参赛的送件击败了其他 25 万人
Thank you for telling me that.
谢谢你告诉我这些
You've brightened my day considerably.
你已经非常地让我的日子 明亮了起来
Thank you, Mrs. Ryan. Good day.
谢谢您, 莱恩太太. 祝日安
We won!
我们赢了!
Mom, can we go tell the neighbors?
妈, 要不要告诉邻居们?
You can tell whoever you want!
告诉谁都可以!
Tuffy, it's OK.
塔芙, 没事的
Everything's going to be OK. We're all going to be OK.
一切都会很好的. 我们都会很好的
No, we aren't.
不, 我们不会
- For cripe's sake. - You go outside, I'll take care of her.
- 真是的. - 你去外面, 我来跟她说
Come on, let's go tell everybody. Come on.
走, 告诉每一个人. 快呀
We won! We won the big contest!
我们赢了! 我们赢了大赛!
He's never gonna change.
他永远改不了
You're absolutely right.
你完全正确
He's not.
他改不了
Do you know what that man said to me on the phone just now?
你知道刚刚那个打电话的人 跟我说了什麽?
No.
不知道
He said that I beat 250,000 other entries.
他说我击败了25万其他的参赛者
And do you know what else?
还有你知道吗?
It wasn't even my best one.
这还不是我最好的一个
Honey...
宝贝..
Honey, you have your whole life in front of you,
宝贝, 在你前面还有一整段人生
and you can make of it whatever you want.
你可以不论如何都照你 自己的方式来
You have a marvelous mind.
你有非常好的心智
And a beautiful heart.
还有一颗美丽的心
And you can accomplish anything.
你可以完成任何事
Everything is possible.
每一件事都有可能发生
Do you know that?
你知道吗?
Forgive him.
原谅他
Forgive him so you can embrace this...
原谅他让你自己能拥抱这个..
...truly remarkable day.
...真正卓越非凡的一天
I love you, Mom.
我爱你, 妈
I love you.
我爱你
I never made it to Switzerland.
我最後没有去瑞士
Naturally, I cashed in the trip to pay off the mortgage.
自然地, 我将旅费换成现金 来还清抵押贷款
However, I did get my chance to travel.
不过, 我还是有了一次旅行机会
To Dallas, Texas where Dr. Pepper made me their own queen for a day.
到德州的达拉斯, 也就是胡椒博士 给我封后之地玩了一天
However, I was annoyed by the hat,
不过, 我觉得那帽子有点困扰
as my hair was flattened for the rest of the day.
因为我的头发整天都被压的平平的
It was the first time I ate a meal I didn't have to cook,
那是我第一次吃了 不用自己做的一餐
on a plate that I didn't have to wash.
用餐的盘子也不用自己洗
Or soaked in a tub that I didn't have to scrub.
或浸泡的浴缸不用自己刷洗
Or slept in a bed that I didn't have to make.
或睡的床不用自己铺
I never won another major contest after that.
那次以後我没再赢得什麽比赛
Nor did I ever travel much beyond the Ohio-lndiana state line.
也没再有太多超过俄亥俄-印第安那州 州界线的旅行
Drive safely.
开车小心
But I'm happy to report that every one of my children
但是我很高兴地在此述说 我的每一个孩子
got the chance to see the world beyond.
都有机会看到前面的世界
I saw them off to California,
我送行他们到加利福尼亚州
Colorado, Virginia,
科罗拉多州, 维吉尼亚州
Texas, Florida,
德克萨斯州, 佛罗里达州
New York.
纽约
I've watched them graduate college, play ball,
我看着他们大学毕业, 打球
practice nursing, practice law.
实习护士, 实习律师
Bye, Mom.
拜, 妈
And yes, some of them have even written books.
是啊, 他们有一些有在写书
My husband, Kelly, bless his soul, found his peace, at last.
我先生, 凯利, 上帝赐福, 终於, 得到永生
He left a legacy of atonement that, frankly, took my breath away.
他留下了一笔赎罪的遗产 而, 坦白说, 让我吓了一跳
He deposited his pension checks in a secret account
他用一个秘密的帐号 存了他的养老金支票
that he had opened just for me.
事前完全为我设立了这个帐户
I never had to worry about earning another nickel again.
我再也不用为挣另一分钱而操心
- Does anyone want these? - You can have it.
- 有谁要这些东西? - 给你
When it was my time to take leave of this world,
当该是我离开这个世界的时刻
all my chicks were there to see me off.
所有我的宝贝们都在旁送我
It was a lovely day, indeed.
那是可爱的一天, 说实在的
Tuff, you want to take Mom's typewriter?
塔芙, 要不要拿母亲的打字机?
Oh, my goodness.
哦, 真绝
I believe this was the last thing I ever wrote.
我想这是我写过的最後一段话
"Every time I pass the church, I stop and make a visit.
"每当我经过教堂, 我停下来也做了观礼造访
So when I'm carried in feet first,
所以当我先提起脚步的那一刻
God won't say, 'Who is it?"'
上帝不会说,“是谁啊?”
Well, it's not my best.
唔, 这不是我最好的一段话
But the sentiment is right.
但是我的观点是对的